Men are really from Mars! The Honest Truth

Hahahaaaa.. I came across this incredible email this morning. It actually sums up alot about men. Its no wonder why men and women can't get along. Although women do have hidden meanings (agendas) to whatever they say, i think, we are easier understood.

This was what the mail showed:

The Honest Truth

1. The nice man are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The nice and handsome men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and hetrosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money, are only after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat hetrosexual, think we are not beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are hetrosexual, somewhat nice and have no money are COWARDS.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money, and thank God are straight, are SHY and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
11. The men who never makes the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we make the initiative.

Now.. WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN??!!