Lessons in LOGIC

Sit back, lesson #1, LOGIC

If your father is a poor man,
its your fate.
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
its your stupidity.

I was borned intelligent - education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect...
But nobody's perfect..
So why practice?

If its true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travel faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Your future depends on your "dreams".
So go to bed.

hahahaaaaa!